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Bubsy the Bobcat

Meet the worst anthropomorphic character on this page who somehow got a new game by 2017

He suffers from uncontrollable momentum

In first game, he can literally die in one hit

He’s basically a much more down graded version of Sonic the HedgeHog

He will mock the player periodically after a number of deaths

Check the number of ways he can die in the game:

 

Check out a review of his recent game:

 

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Dan Hibiki

Meet the Karate kid wannabe of the Street Fighter series

Originally designed to be a parody of SNK’s Street Fighter ripoff characers

This overconfident, arrogant, and feeble character aspires to be the best martial artist, only to hit rock bottom on many occasions

Expelled from Ken and Ryu’s master’s dojo for being a real disappointment and using marital arts as a weapon of revenge

Most of his fighting style is basically frequent taunting and some martial arts followed by his pathetic version of the series signature projectile move

Check out this failure:

 

 

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Hercule Satan (Mark)

The weakest fighter in the entire Dragon Ball franchise (even weaker than Yamcha)

The “Undisputed” Martial Arts Champion of the World in the Dragon Ball universe

The fighter who chickens out and refuses to fight people who use Ki as a weapon

He’s highly skilled at deception despite naturally being a gifted marital artist

The only reason he was included in Dragon Ball is for plot purposes

Check out this one sided fight:

 

 

Check out his pathetic special attacks:

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